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Waylon Smithers' Coming Out Party

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1.
Fuck Ham 02:15
a song for slackers alike pokemon cards on the back of your bike mike n ikes and good and plenties caveties ya mom ive got plenty i like movies that end with fin i root for the bad guys cause they never win cant talk to your dad about current sports stats i like cold cuts and petting my cats but i dont like ham fuck ham hams for hams and youre all hams like coral reefs your dads asshole is bleached like ben gibbard ive got crooked teeth like your neighbor totoro i sleep all day for those that are listening i just want to say i dont like ham fuck ham hams for hams and youre all hams
2.
life is scary on your own all alone if your stupid if your smart you play a part im falling upwards into the sky dont ask me why bury me in a coffin full of oatmeal cookies dressed up like a wookie get my hopes up let me down ill be the clown ill wait around sleepy kid is bummed out silent fit and loud pout small talk manners kill my ears a rational fear funny weather we have today wouldnt you say?
3.
i know your right when i know im wrong my mental capacity just isnt that strong it brakes and take what little stake i have left through a dramamine lense it all depends on perception of deception paranoia bends a world view rooftops rainy sigh traffic want to die all these words my mouth destroys i just wanna be yr boy a celluloid sun engineered for fun while grownups made guns me watched the nuns fuck surfing on waves engraved with names of b-listers blistering fighting for fame its all the same rooftops rainy sigh traffic want to die all these words my mouth destroys i just wanna be yr boy
4.
remember me like hell forget me like heaven live with me in purgatory a life story is a hard one to tell and id imagine sell let alone remember wicked cold december a real big bummer its easy to forget the promise of summer brian cranston made middle aged men sexy again i like how trains sound from far away from barely there to eventual fade brian cranston made middle aged men sexy again i like how trains sound from far away from barely there to eventual fade remember me like hell forget me like heaven live with me in purgatory a life story is a hard one to tell and id imagine sell let alone remember wicked cold december a real big bummer its easy to forget the promise of summer
5.
Hayao Miyazaki wet and rocky thunderstorms lonely all if only isolation takes form while michigan was shrinking i was thinking about you and i dont find all that wrong im not above singing love songs a little cloud suggests liam live your life for other peoples happiness
6.
Spring Song 02:00
spring smells nice my cat kills mice i walk slow as molasses bugs fly into my glasses i came in sat down and turned it on the thoughts came along its crazy what in philly anyways historys never made these days ok ill stop and snap out of my daze id like to talk to someone other than myself its nothing personal ok its personal stranded downtown is dress shoes i found in the attic brains back at it snow in May may get you down you may have found that id like to talk to someone other than myself its nothing personal ok its personal
7.
catching dreams of grass and rolling fast down a hill that lasts forever still im calm and past days of obedience irrev-ver-ent in expedience kids are mean even when they dont mean to be its nice to see that your trying therapy our minds are obsessive you think yours is regressive finding ways to stay a minute longer keeping the waves at bay as they grow stronger you ebb the flow with delusion thank god for the mass confusion kids are mean even when they dont mean to be its nice to see that your trying therapy our minds are obsessive you think yours is regressive
8.
Headed 03:06
i am headed over to watch tv with soda if she doesnt wanna watch tv maybe shell take a nap with me i like ice cream in the rain i like saying your name i am a teenager im not getting any older cause i know that thats a trap and i dont wanna rap like that and im not welcome back home those crayola sharpeners never worked after the first crayon the rest got murked i get my hopes up im told to grow up but i know that thats a trap and i dont wanna rap like that and im not welcome back home i am headed over
9.
its okay to be sad friend not everything is so bad friend i know ill see you in the end rain floods the neighborhood that never felt quite understood we dont make the time flight is slept on over clouds the pillows wept on soaring soft malady of heart ache wake and fake it best you can until you find a way to the land of peace and forgiveness please buy less depressing peanut butter my bodys weak and my brain it stutters softly dpoken hawaiin men swim to your rescue swim and then they drag you back to shore they ask you are you sure and they let you jump back in to try and drown again

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yr not all hams

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released May 19, 2016

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